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[puina]

It's such a beautiful day out that I decided to walk down to the little fruit and veggie shop around the corner. I bought a very expensive and slightly withered lettuce, and the most delicious grapes. Here's something I didn't know: bees love grapes. I found out when I picked one to try it, and there they were, cunning bees hiding among the grapes. When I bought them I figured the lady shook them around to get rid of the little fuckers, but I ended up chasing one out of my kitchen with a paper napkin, while holding off my cats who decided it looked absolutely delicious. Now I'm pissed because the diet Pepsi I bought tastes so much like plastic! I miss glass bottles (the little ones that you find out there are freaking expensive).