puina

Just in case you're wondering why I'm super upset today...

My stupid ex decided to request to be friends on Facebook.

Why would you even?

I was NOT thinking about you for a while. And now... WHAM!

"Hey? Remember me? I didn't stop existing after I dumped you in the worst, most cruel way. I kinda moved to Spain, or so my FB profile says. I don't know, I lied to you for 6 months, I could be lying. Anyway, keep thinking about me, OK? I wouldn't want you to move on even though I totally have. KTHXBYE"

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Just. Don't. Must you? Really?