things i heard leaving watchmen

"The plot was so complicated I couldn't follow it"

"I didn't like it because I was expecting something completely different."

"I like movies about Mars, so i can't say anything bad about this one."

People kept giggling during Dr Manhattan's scenes. Seriously, it's not even that big, why are you focusing on the blue penis??

Rorschach* gets all the laughs. (Of course)

Two girls left during the prison scene where they cut that guy's arms off, followed by their dates. I would have let them leave.

People complain about some blood and awkwardly bent limbs. Have they not seen Hostel and Saw (1, 2, 3... infinity)? I haven't and I didn't think it was that gory.

It's actually kind of funny when you get to the Comedian's flashbacks (the rape scene, shooting the pregnant chick) everyone gets so serious and tense. You did not see that coming, did ya?

( Best part of the movie. )

Also: Mothman, nice.


-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
* AKA: The Totally Badass Dude Who Will Drown Shorter People In Toilets & Lock You In A Fridge & Drop You Down An Elevator Shaft, For Justice, & You Will Still Love Him Even Though He Is Homophobic & Right-Wing & Paranoid & Stinky & Has Serious Issues With Women, Because He Eats All The Sugar & Says 'Hurm' & Likes Beans & Is Tiny & Adorable & Has A Fandom Devoted Solely To His Hobo!Gloves.

Lame day

I excercised, washed the dog, cleaned my entire house, went grocery shopping.

All of that seemed exponentially cooler than sitting down at the computer and working, which I can't seem to do (mainly because of this *squee*). What does that mean?

I hate my job?

But I don't.


-------------------------

Edit: I just realized I had been posting entries from the future. WTF? I had to change all the entries' dates to whatever date seemed to be the right one.