lists of awesome
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puinaWell, I started collecting the JEH facts (aka as Rules of Awesome) from Twitter to make a list out of them.
ETA: Woo! We have new facts! Keep them coming.
The Jackie Earle Haley Facts of Awesome
Fact #1: Like old Midas, Jackie is. Everything he touches turns to pure awesome. (serena_eliza)
Fact #2: Jackie does not wear a mullet, the mullet wears him & he looks damn sexy! (serena_eliza)
Fact #3: Jackie is not short. He simply runs on stealth mode 100% of the time.
Fact #4: Jackie's higher level of awesome must be contained at all times, otherwise... well, you've seen the ending of Watchmen, right?
Fact #5: Jackie is not small. His win is simply compacted for safekeeping. Plus, he really is a ninja. Like, for reals.(ElleVee)
Fact #6: In the sense of "if a tree falls in the forest.."? If nobody's looking at Jackie, is he still awesome? Yes.
Fact #7: He wears blue tinted glasses. That is all.
Fact #8: He is a stealth Tweeter, and that is 40 times more powerful than a normal Tweeter. (miss_bushido)
Fact #9: He may or may not be a computer genius (miss_bushido)
Fact #10: He fits easily into most overhead storage bins (miss_bushido)
Fact #11: He used the word NERDGASM. He so did. You only wish you could be this cool.
And because this guy is almost as -if not equally awesome:
Zack Snyder Facts of Awesome
Zack Snyder didn't sell his soul to Blu-Ray. DVDs just can't accommodate the extent of his awesomeness.
Zack Snyder doesn't use any effects for slow-motion, he simply wills time to run slower and then allows it to return to regular speed once he's done shooting.
Zack Snyder is made of win and cannot ever lose. If he ever did, everyone else would lose even harder - aka the apocalypse.
ETA: Woo! We have new facts! Keep them coming.
The Jackie Earle Haley Facts of Awesome
Fact #1: Like old Midas, Jackie is. Everything he touches turns to pure awesome. (serena_eliza)
Fact #2: Jackie does not wear a mullet, the mullet wears him & he looks damn sexy! (serena_eliza)
Fact #3: Jackie is not short. He simply runs on stealth mode 100% of the time.
Fact #4: Jackie's higher level of awesome must be contained at all times, otherwise... well, you've seen the ending of Watchmen, right?
Fact #5: Jackie is not small. His win is simply compacted for safekeeping. Plus, he really is a ninja. Like, for reals.(ElleVee)
Fact #6: In the sense of "if a tree falls in the forest.."? If nobody's looking at Jackie, is he still awesome? Yes.
Fact #7: He wears blue tinted glasses. That is all.
Fact #8: He is a stealth Tweeter, and that is 40 times more powerful than a normal Tweeter. (miss_bushido)
Fact #9: He may or may not be a computer genius (miss_bushido)
Fact #10: He fits easily into most overhead storage bins (miss_bushido)
Fact #11: He used the word NERDGASM. He so did. You only wish you could be this cool.
And because this guy is almost as -if not equally awesome:
Zack Snyder Facts of Awesome
Zack Snyder didn't sell his soul to Blu-Ray. DVDs just can't accommodate the extent of his awesomeness.
Zack Snyder doesn't use any effects for slow-motion, he simply wills time to run slower and then allows it to return to regular speed once he's done shooting.
Zack Snyder is made of win and cannot ever lose. If he ever did, everyone else would lose even harder - aka the apocalypse.
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Date: 2009-07-07 09:25 pm (UTC)-He is a stealth Tweeter, and that is 40 times more powerful than a normal Tweeter.
-He may or may not be a computer genius.
-He fits easily into most overhead storage bins.
{Sorry about the constant editing of this comment}
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Date: 2010-02-23 03:28 am (UTC)