it's amazing movies like these get made
May. 29th, 2009 11:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
puinaThis is an old movie, so if you're like me and haven't watched it, don't read it because it will have spoilers. If that's even possible by now.
I just finished watching Freddy vs Jason... what a loltastic movie! I'm thinking they couldn't have been serious while making it, it's a satire, right? "Look how we take these two bad-ass characters and turn them into idiots for our amusement. Dance, puppets! "
The amount of blood and gore was way over the top... I know, I know, it's a slasher film, it's the whole point. Actually, I think the whole point of the movie was to show off Monica Keena's rack- which I have already seen featured as main character in Left in Darkness, and will soon be starring in Night of the Demons, too (why must they do this?!). Coincidence? Oh yeah, it was also pretty crappily done blood and gore, made me think of Wednesday's show in The Adams Family (remember that and win a cookie!). I really hope they don't go that way with the remake, don't let them Jackie!
Anyway... I didn't catch the beginning, but they kindly explained everything twice halfway through the movie, and added Jason's story just in case you didn't know who he was, which I did but thanks anyway. This was probably the most ridiculous scene I've ever scene, but I guess it was kind of clever to compare the size of their blades and relate them to overcompensating for something else. o_0 Whatever that's supposed to be; aren't immortal homicidal maniacs more obsessed with killing people than with sex?
Conclusions: the only way to kill Freddy is with his own glove, and the only way to kill Jason is with his own machete? Only not, because they can't be killed. So.. they stopped because they were tired? Bored?
Now I kind of want to watch that last Jason movie, the one in which he's in space. What's it called? Jason X! Imagine the lulz! I can't believe Alien vs Predator was better than this. Well, better...
I just finished watching Freddy vs Jason... what a loltastic movie! I'm thinking they couldn't have been serious while making it, it's a satire, right? "Look how we take these two bad-ass characters and turn them into idiots for our amusement. Dance, puppets! "
The amount of blood and gore was way over the top... I know, I know, it's a slasher film, it's the whole point. Actually, I think the whole point of the movie was to show off Monica Keena's rack- which I have already seen featured as main character in Left in Darkness, and will soon be starring in Night of the Demons, too (why must they do this?!). Coincidence? Oh yeah, it was also pretty crappily done blood and gore, made me think of Wednesday's show in The Adams Family (remember that and win a cookie!). I really hope they don't go that way with the remake, don't let them Jackie!
Anyway... I didn't catch the beginning, but they kindly explained everything twice halfway through the movie, and added Jason's story just in case you didn't know who he was, which I did but thanks anyway. This was probably the most ridiculous scene I've ever scene, but I guess it was kind of clever to compare the size of their blades and relate them to overcompensating for something else. o_0 Whatever that's supposed to be; aren't immortal homicidal maniacs more obsessed with killing people than with sex?
Conclusions: the only way to kill Freddy is with his own glove, and the only way to kill Jason is with his own machete? Only not, because they can't be killed. So.. they stopped because they were tired? Bored?
Now I kind of want to watch that last Jason movie, the one in which he's in space. What's it called? Jason X! Imagine the lulz! I can't believe Alien vs Predator was better than this. Well, better...
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Date: 2009-05-30 05:15 am (UTC)It was a better actor than she was. GOD that movie was awful. I got it because of David Anders, and now it's sitting on my shelf collecting dust.
I also thought Freddy v. Jason was more a comedy than anything else.
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Date: 2009-05-30 01:35 pm (UTC)Yeah, at least it gave a solid performance throughout the movie, she's terrible. Why does she keep getting casted as "horror movie heroin/victim"? She's not even good at it.
GOD that movie was awful. I caught it on cable once and just couldn't look away, you know? Like a bad car wreck or something like that. o_0
I think it has to be a comedy, that wink at the end, proves it, right?